Around the globe, women are waking up…spiritually.
We “woke women” are attending goddess circles, going to therapy, activating our chakras, hitting up sacred sites on retreats, and many of us have done plant medicine.
Yet so many women are afraid to come out of their “woo-woo closets” because they’re afraid that the typical sexy, corporate, beer-drinking alpha male will not want them. And she doesn’t want to give up her options and get relegated to dating only hippie guys!
I know, because I was that woman. Though I’m now married to a sexy engineer, I was scared to let the men I dated that I was a closet priestess who could read his aura! It wasn’t until we went on a date at Burning Man that I opened up about my woo, read his aura, and blew his mind… To this day he says that the sexiest thing about me is my consciousness.
This article will help both women and men understand why we conscious women are the superior choice when it comes to dating, relationships, and marriage.
Whether we’re yoga girls, shamans, fire dancers, Burners, acupuncturists, light workers, tantrickas, or raw alchemists, we’ll blow your mind, body, and soul, and here’s why…
Here are 50 reasons why we conscious women are hotter:
- We have hot yoga bodies, and embody them fully, baby!
- We like to have fun outdoors, aren’t afraid to get dirty, and love going on camping adventures
- We enjoy having intelligent conversations that open your mind; we can talk all night long about esoteric topics like sacred geometry, the Pleiadians, and tantra
- We tend to have a stash of high-quality organic chocolate to share with you, if you’re lucky 🙂
- We are on our soul purpose, which gives us an aura of power, focus, and drive
- Our majestic ability to channel higher wisdom provides our partner with a constant stream of answers, entertainment, and activates them with sexy galactic light codes!
- Our dewy skin glows with a magical goddess radiance that makes you want to see more of it…
- We don’t need anyone to financially support us, though we are happy to receive!
- We are surrounded by other sexy conscious women who lift up our moral
- We don’t rely on ‘the man’ to tell us what to do and instead write our own (very fascinating) stories
- We can stay up late dancing without needing to do drugs or drink because we’re naturally high most of the time
- Men don’t have to expend our energy making us happy; we’re already happy
- Because we’ve mastered self-love, we’re not super needy, and anything you do to us is just a bonus (and we really love and appreciate you for it!)
- We can have multiple orgasms
- Our more yogic bodies can be twisted into pretzel-like shapes in bed, allowing you to stretch deeper into the lovemaking experience
- We’re so much more fun because we’ve already been to Burning Man and know that it’s OK to let loose
- Fact: our pussies taste better because our healthy diets give us an optimal vaginal pH
- We don’t beat around the bush – we aren’t afraid to communicate what we want in bed, yielding more pleasure for everyone!
- We’re authentic so we don’t cheat, play or lie to our lovers, and instead save them lots of time and make them feel secure
- We love to dance and tend to be sexy ass dancers
- We’re free spirits and don’t try to tie our man down, and instead want to lift him up and bring him to our own level of freedom
- We don’t have hang ups about the way we look, and instead know that we’re goddess bombshells
- We’re incredible lovers and often know tantric secrets
- We let our partners have their space to grow and evolve, which makes the relationship sexier
- We’re frigging powerful, which makes us more attractive
- We’re open-hearted
- We’re giving and generous, like a goddess naturally is
- We’re compassionate and can hold our partners in tenderness during the darkest times
- We’re passionate lovers so we make world class life-long partners rather than just brief love stories (but we can do that too)
- We’re good listeners so you’ll save money on therapy!
- We take responsibility for our own emotions and triggers so we don’t sit there huffing underneath our breath like most women who expect you to be mind readers
- We like to do odd yet entertaining rituals that men who often don’t understand what the hell we’re doing, yet our veil of mystery is sexy and alluring
- We’re incredibly romantic creatures who will let you massage our sexy bodies all night long
- Because we’re gifted healers, we naturally lift our men up to higher heights than they could ever go without us
- We don’t need a man, but he’s a hell of a bonus
- We can make you all kinds of crazy healthy and yummy snacks made with all kinds of crazy seeds, nuts, and super foods you ain’t never heard of
- Our magical elixirs improve our men’s health and sexual performance
- =We gift our men with less bloating and fatigue via our kombucha, probiotics, and sauerkraut
- Our feminine energy enlivens our men and allows them to realign with bliss and the deeper meaning of life
- Our nurturing Divine Feminine spirits bring our men comfort and let their inner children out
- Our tantric skills set will bring you to the Higher Dimensions, opening you up to Buddha, Jesus, and Allah, holla!
- Our healthier bodies make clean vessels for highly conscious children to be born
- We help the world become a better place, so your (future) kids will probably be New Earth leaders
- Our capacity to read your past lives comes in handy to heal our mens past wounds, so you can have a more vibrant relationship
- Because we’re on an Ascension path, we stay open-minded and do what’s in the highest good, which may involve doing something very shamanic, alternative, or even downright kinky in bed
- We use every sexual experience as a path to enlightenment and spiritual understanding
- We don’t shame any part of our lovers, and instead encourage them to show up fully, which helps them feel like real men
- Our superior physiques can work harder in bed and sustain holding rigorous positions, yielding longer and stronger lovemaking sessions
- Our connection to the Divine Feminine gives us magical powers that our men may never fully understand, which only makes them want us more!
- We tend to have online businesses so we make great travel dates, are mobile, and can live anywhere in the world!
Awesomeness 🙂 Number 50 made me smile! 🙂